Harvest Garden & Whimsical Raised Beds
Wander through playful raised beds, harvest herbs, veggies and edible flowers, then bring them straight to your balcony BBQ or kitchen.
Private hot tub under towering firs. Deer at the pond at breakfast. Macaws that crash your forest walks. A whimsical garden you can harvest from. Calm Chaos is where stays turn into stories.
Guests don’t write “nice place, thanks”. They write full-on love letters about hot-tub nights, deer below the balcony, and the way the space feels both eccentric and grounding at the same time.
“Calm Chaos in Maple Bay was exactly what we needed and beyond what we expected… It wasn’t just a place to stay — it’s the experience that made it memorable. We'd never thought of the Cowichan Valley as a destination before, but with so many things to do it's definitely a place to be!”
Calm Chaos is built as a proof-lab for experience-driven stays: the mix of forest, tech, wildlife, whimsy and genuine hosting that gets people talking, sharing and coming back.
Calm Chaos isn’t a resort with forced schedules. It’s a choose-your-own-adventure micro-resort where you can add experiences that match how you want to feel: grounded, playful, creative, connected — or all of the above.
Wander through playful raised beds, harvest herbs, veggies and edible flowers, then bring them straight to your balcony BBQ or kitchen.
Meet Mango and friends, spot deer near the pond, or watch eagles circle above. Animal encounters are optional — but often become the highlight of the trip.
A “Harry Potter” office in the trees with dual monitors, ergonomic chair and Ethernet — plus WiFi that reaches the decks, pond and gazebo.
Use our short breathwork and movement flows on the deck, by the pond or under the trees. Reset your nervous system without ever leaving the property.
Cook on live-edge counters with fresh garden picks. Upgrade your stay with herb-infused oil kits, tea blending, mocktail bars or simple forest-to-table recipes.
Pair your forest basecamp with Cowichan wineries, Maple Bay marina, lake days, bluegrass festivals and farm-to-table restaurants throughout the valley.
No complicated retreat sign-ups. Book the house, then add on what you want — from macaw meet-ups to herb kits and guided forest sessions.
Calm Chaos works best for small groups that want a mix of comfort, creativity and nature:
The best way to understand Calm Chaos is to read what guests say when they get home. Their words have shaped how we design each new experience.
“This Maple Bay retreat was pure perfection… The private hot tub was the perfect way to unwind each night… These aren’t just toilets — they’re experiences. Highly recommend. 11/10 stay.”
“Cozy chaos was exactly what we needed and beyond what we expected… It wasn’t just a place to stay — it’s the experience that made it memorable.”
“So eccentric, and so much to see in and around the house. The property is so fun and the place is super charming!”
Read More Guest Love LettersMany guests extend their stay or rebook on the way out. The mix of forest, tech, wildlife and genuine hosting makes it easy to turn a weekend into a tradition.
Choose your dates, book direct for best rates, and we’ll handle the details — from hot-tub temp to garden snips and optional macaw introductions.